08 September 2007

Angel and Devil In A Night

No stories today...just sidetrack a bit into REAL life events...

Went to watch a play yesterday (Friday night)...hmmm, the last time when I watch a play was like....2 decades ago?!?! Anyway, it was called Real Men, Fake Orgasm by Chong Tze Chien, starring Chua Enlai and Claudio Girardi. It's a play about gays. Before you start to have any funny ideas about me, I went to the play with my pregnant wife. I'm not one who know how to appreciate a play (but I do appreciate the importance of foreplay very much) but then hor, I think I can understand abit la...

These two guys seemed to be lock in some kind of prison and everything about them are fake, or rather, a fiction of their imagination. They drew and imagine everything about them. Then they sort of escape and went to lead a life that is as normal as they think they can be but...

In the beginning of each scene (after they escaped the prison), it always show them to be normal like casual friends but...

It even showed them trying to lead normal gay life, although not with each other but...

There is always this "but" feeling in the whole play so I don't kind of like it but...

Anyway, that's so much for the earlier part of the night. The main focus was that I met my wife for dinner, near her workplace and we took a leisurely stroll to watch the play and simply enjoy the night until about 9:30p.m. Well, it's about being able to enjoy the little niceties of life and sharing it with that someone you love. We walk leisurely, we talk about mundane topics and it was so lovely but...

I had to leave (with her permission of course) and insisted she take a cab home but she wanted to take the train instead...well, we took the train together and I alight at Outram while she continued towards home.

So what is so special that I can't bring my wife there? In fact, I bring my wife to almost anywhere but...

it was STAG NIGHT, for a friend of ours! Well, what do people do in stag night? *Hooooooowl* Well, I don't think I want to place details of the event here...people can see you know. Of course I have nothing to worry about... just not so good if my friend's fiancée reads this.

I haven't been to a pub or disco for...decades? Ok, ok...haven't been to these places for the sole purpose of letting our hair down and binge. Also, for the first time, felt what's it like to be in a smoke free disco and I like it but...

Well, you see, I'm a smoker. I really do enjoy being in disco where you don't get choked by cigarettes smokes or smoked until you dunno if that girl in short min-skirts is pretty ugly. However, I have to consistently squeeze myself all the way outside to get smoke and then squeeze myself back in to get a drink. So, all through the night, besides getting the groom-to-be to behave like a monkey, I'm squeezing in and out of the place. I certainly won't mind the squeezing part if the place is packed with babes but...

Who says there's more women than men in Singapore? Also, I had realised that I could still hold my liquor relatively well. Given the number of years I abstained from alcohol, I thought I would start practising 黯然消魂掌 after a glass or two but...

well, let's just say I managed to drink more then that. Could still manage to take a cab back after that and remembered to charge my handphone and bath after I got home...just like last time when I was younger but...

the signs of age reveals itself this morning in the form of seven monkeys marching around my bed, clashing cymbals, blowing trumpet and howling like...monkeys - I had terrible hangover...

9 comments:

Gecko said...

I'm squeezing in and out of the place. I certainly won't mind the squeezing part if the place is packed with babes but...Who says there's more women than men in Singapore?
Hor! Khirsah went to a gay club for da stag party ah?? kekekeke... ;p Must be lah, spent da whole nite sqeezing guys' butts rite? No wonder ya keep using but through the entire posting... kekeke ;p

ras said...

Expecting 2nd child? Congrats! :)

The Frog Prince said...

Firstly congratz to khirsah.. going to have another chimpenzee..

Secondly.. whow.. khirsah wants to join the club ah? kekeke. I bet you stop at outram and then to tanjong pagar! RIGHT!??! own up! All the gay pubs are there.. eeeeaaarrr.. khirsah bad ah. Go gay pub never jio one.. ownself drink happy drinks.. :P

khirsah said...

Alamak...seems like I have created some confusion...

How can a stag party be in a gay pub? No la...we went to Velvet Underground. So much has changed...the last time when I was at Zouk, there were no building around there...and and and I dun like to squeeze guy's butts la...tat's why I said "wouldn't mind squeezing part if place is packed with babes" :P

Thank you, thank you...yeap, second one akan datang... :)

Gecko said...

before da ape goes shopping for baby stuffs, do get in touch wid little gecko, okie? Can get 30% discounts for khirsah :)

If khirsah shouts out aloud "I did go Tg Pagar gay pub last week squeeze some butts!!" maybe little gecko will try to squeeze customer for 40% discount esp just for khirsah... kekekeke ;p

khirsah said...

Bwahahaha...I would love to shout "I did go Tg Pagar gay pub last week squeeze some butts" so that I can get the extra 10% discount..but alas, I'm an honest ape and can't lie...:p

Thanks for the thought though. Perhaps I'll get wifey to visit the Gecko's rainforest when things stabilise there.

zapped! said...

try some pepp tabs after you drink. Probably helps to remove the hang over. ;)

BTW you wife reading this? She is happy about the angel part not so sure about the devil part :) haha

khirsah said...

hi hi zapped...thanks for the advise...on the hangover.

on the devil part...well, she laughed when she saw gecko's comments :p

little_gecko said...

Maybe better not to bring wifey into rainforest for time being... Although things are better now... tis a matter of luck or bad luck :(